英語電影經典搞笑臺詞（中英雙語版）國內版.你想要啊?你想要就說吧,你不說我怎么知道你想要呢?You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent?2.你又在嚇我You scare me again.3.莫非是一家黑店?Is this a slaughter house?4.長夜漫漫,無心睡眠It's a long night, no mood to sleep.5.如果不能跟我喜歡的人在一起,就算讓我做玉皇大帝我也不會開心If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.6.要不要我把心掏出來給你看看啊?Should I show you my heart?7.可惜快樂永遠都是短暫的,換來的只是無窮無盡的痛苦和長嘆But happiness is always a flash of time. We only have endless pain.8.有一天當你發覺你愛上一個讓你討厭的人,這段感情才是最要命的When you discover that you’ve fallen in love with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting you.9.可我怎會愛上一個我討厭的人呢?請你給我一個理由好不好?拜托!But how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Please give me a reason, please!10.愛一個人需要理由嗎?不需要嗎?需要嗎?We don't need any reason to love a person. Don't we? Do we?國外版1.That old saying,how you always hurt the one you love? Well,it works both ways. 俗話說，人們總會傷害他所愛的人，其實人們也會愛上他所傷害的人。 2.Echo:I could’t sleep. I could’t sleep. Everyting’s far way. With insomnia, nothing’s real. Everyting’s a copy of a copy of a copy. 失眠癥讓我感受不到真實，一切都很虛幻，事情都成了相同的拷貝。 3.All life a game of luck.　　生活本來就全靠運氣.4.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen,or who i'm going to meet,where i am going to wind up.　　我喜歡早上一起來是一切都是未知的,不知會遇見什么人,會有什么樣的結局.5..I figure life is gift and i don't intend on wasting it.You never knowwhat hand you're going to get dealt next.You learn to take life as itcomes at you.　　我覺得生命是一種禮物,我不想浪費它,你不知道下一手牌會是什么,要學會接受生活.6..To make each day count.　　要讓每一天都有所值.7..Godis wipe away all the tears from there eyes,and there shall be no moredeath. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, Neither shall there beany more pain,for the former world has passed away.　　上帝擦去他們所有的眼淚,死亡不再有,也不再有悲傷和生離死別,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.8..You are going to get out of there.You're going to on and you're going to make lots of babies and you're going to watch them grow ang you're going to die and old , an old lady,warm in your bad.Not there,Not this night,Not like this .　　你一定會脫險的,你要活下去,生很多孩子,看著他們長大,你會安享晚年,安息在溫暖的床上,而不是今晚在這里,不是象這樣的死去.9..Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it’s the only thing that lasts.(土地是世界上唯一值得你去為之工作, 為之戰斗, 為之犧牲的東西,因為它是唯一永恒的東西)10..I wish I could be more like you.(我要像你一樣就好了)11..Whatever comes, I’ll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.(無論發生什么事,我都會像現在一樣愛你,直到永遠)12..I think it’s hard winning a war with words.(我認為紙上談兵沒什么作用)13..Sir, you’re no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.(先生,你可真不是個君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女)14..I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.(我做任何事不過是為了有所回報,我總要得到報酬)15..In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你)16,.I love you more than I’ve ever loved any woman. And I’ve waited longer for you than I’ve waited for any woman.(此句只可意會不可言傳)17..If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I’ll never be hungry again! (即使讓我撒謊,去偷,去騙,去殺人,上帝作證,我再也不要挨餓了)18.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.(現在我發現自己活在一個比死還要痛苦的世界,一個無我容身之處的世界)19..You’re throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.(你把自己的幸福拱手相讓,去追求一些根本不會讓你幸福的東西)20..Home. I’ll go home. And I’ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.(家,我要回家.我要想辦法讓他回來.不管怎樣,明天又是全新的一天)